Sunday, June 26, 2011

Bhag Bhag DK Bose.

[Statuary Warning: Institute or Any people are not responsible for any of the remarks made here. They are purely out of my mind.]

Its almost 6 days I am here.(IIM Bangalore). I observed lot of things and this is what came to my mind of all things which I observed. DO YOU THINK THIS IS a JOKE??? No.

1. Days in IIMB are much longer than 24 hours. If you think that is against Physics, go and study Physics again.
2. You don't have any control on when you are going to sleep. Nobody is jobless in campus and they will make you work enough so that you are not job less.
3. You cant have hours of time to get well fed and well watered.
4. Day time will be interesting. You will think that this is fun. But the real fun starts in the evening 6PM. If you were not afraid of darkness in your childhood, now you will. With evening fast approaching, you will remember the scenes in "I am Legend.
5. Most important thing, there is open culture. Trust me, even the bathrooms follow this rule by having a door height of 5".
6. And the most important thing(being from an engineering Background) , Boys and Girls hostels are mixed.But you will never ever find a girl in your hostel. You can find girls in all other hostels.
7. In he morning some one will say enjoy your life and in the night you will really really implement it.
8. After a week, you will realize one important thing. All the things which you were running behind, precisely rat-race, is a hoax.
9. From the moment you woke up you will be running behind n number of things and finally what you manage is "You are behaving in a totally unacceptable behavior".
10. Alumni will come and tell you "don't run behind grades" and profs will come and say, " study well". Having deprived from sleep for days, your brain will accept anything and everything any one has to say.
11. Your facebook account will have at least 50 more friends.